Alright, I've constructed the perfect man.  My criteria are as follows:

- Likes to watch Glee. Or at least puts up for it for one short hour per week with me and pretends to enjoy it.

- Bilingual.
- Owns button up shirts (doesn't actually have to wear them, just own them).

- Wears basketball shorts (doesn't necessarily have to play basketball, I just think they're kinda precious).

- Likes toddlers, but not necessarily babies, and doesn't have a problem with me commenting on unattractive babies.

- Understands that I hate gyms, hate working out, and have no filter.

- Has never dyed his hair.  So BSB.

- Dances.  Preferably not well.

Well, that's it.