thanks BBC, i like your accents.

This frightens me.

I read somewhere that the Earth supposedly will only hold 8 billion people sustainably... how the hell is it supposed to contain 10 billion in less than 80 years?!  We are doomed.  Other fun facts...

First of all, what the hell is a Moldovian?  97 out of every 100 new people on the planet are born in developing countries.  Yeah, developing FETUSES.  Get birth control!

Looks like we should all adopt a steady diet of rice and mahematics!  Err, on second thought, since we're bursting at the seams, maybe we should resort to... nevermind, can't make that joke, not trying to go to hell.