This is honestly one of the weirdest things I've ever done, but I received a string of text messages (5 to be exact) this morning around 7am from a friend who shall not be named, and I'm going to write them down here so I never lose them, no matter how many times I delete my inbox, because they are just THAT precious to me.

"Just got your text - I'm still drunk I think.  Brought home a stranger with blonde hair who I had to kick out at 10 because I was leaving for break and I feel like death and I have NOOO idea what happened last night and the stranger was trying to talk to me and comment on the My Life as Liz episode on tv - GO HOME - I have no idea who you are! I'm missing my underwear, one earring and both earring backs. Oh and my dignity. PS I love you."

Never change.