Why is that the only friends that I've managed to make at school this year are all boys?  I mean SERIOUSLY, I haven't met one single girl in any of my classes or anything else that I've hung out with, studied with, or even added on fakebook - they are all dudes.  Maybe this says something about me?  I mean I know I can be kind of a 'guy's girl' in the sense that I enjoy most sports, I like doing shit outside, and I don't mind getting dirty/beat up (only slightly).  But shoot I mean get real, I need more than two girlfriends in Borevallis (even though the two that I do have I really really love to death).  I guess I sort of have three, because I definitely treat Eli like a girlfriend, but I don't think he minds so it works out.  This was just a strange phenomenon that I'd noticed today when, as I walked into my Soc 426 class this morning, I sat between my two friends: both dudes.  And after that, in my French class, I sat by my stupid TKE friend - oh yeah, he's a dude, and TKE is the shittiest fraternity on campus.  Then, in my Soc 442 class, I said hi to three people that I knew from class - ALL DUDES.  And to cap off the homogenous friend pattern of the day, I went to my brand new Soc 399 class tonight only to find that the three people I knew in the class from previous classes were also, all guys.  What is wrong with me.  GIRLS, WHY WON'T YOU BE MY FRIEND?

Oh it's probably because I'm a nasty, sarcastic, narcissistic bitch.  My bad.