Awesome things that happened today:

- I woke up at noon.

- I drank roughly a hunnerd cups of coffee.

- I fixed a broken chair in a lecture hall and sat in it all class to prove it was fixed.  Okay I actually didn't fix it, the kid I was sitting next to "fixed" it and I sat in it nervous that it was going to break for two straight hours, but whatever.

- I learned some bad a$$ hip hop moves, and finally didn't look like the whitest white girl on the planet.  Also I made friends with the hip hop teachers who are two precious Vietnamese/Korean/some sort of Asian freshmen and they are really nice.  Also the girl teacher has great hair.
- My social movements professor wears a beret and also has a ponytail, which makes him either stuck in the 70s', one of those gay guys cursed with really bad fashion sense, or both.
- Sat by Jersey Shore in class and made fun of a three thousand year old woman who wears jean jackets a lot in our drug class.  I am learning so much in college.

- I haven't done one single ounce of homework yet this week and somehow have managed to float by on every in-class assignment or exercise we've had to do.

- I am the princess of everything cool and when my mom dies I'll be the queen!  I'll also cry.

- I ate Panda Express and now I have a food baby.
- ONLY TOOK ME THREE HOURS TO DO MY LAUNDRY!  And now I have clean warm towels that I am going to wrap around my shoulders like a cape and watch Archer on netflix while wearing for the next few hours (or so).
- D key on my computer just broke: breaking news, literally.