If I'm going to trick someone into marrying me before I'm like, a hundred years old, I think I really need to consider making more of an effort at 'wife like' duties. For instance, I can't really cook. And by can't really I mean I just can't. Everything I touch turns to burn. On that note, I can't garden. If there is an opposite of a green thumb, I have it. I also have little to no concept of what is and what is not acceptable as far as conversation topics go when it comes to the opposite sex. I think I told minimum five dudes this weekend that I've peed in a urinal. See if any of them come banging my door down! But honestly, get real, I need to learn to be a layyyydee. First step: AA.
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Cooking and gardening don't make you a lady. I'm just sayin'. Find yourself a man who will do the cooking and gardening. (Although who knows that I'm the best to give this advice). But that said. Who ever finds you will find a true treasure and will like you just the way you are. Because after all we are in the 21st century- and baby we've been liberated (which means we now are privileged to work our butts off too).
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