24 January 2011

My Lip Gloss Is Poppin

If I'm going to trick someone into marrying me before I'm like, a hundred years old, I think I really need to consider making more of an effort at 'wife like' duties.  For instance, I can't really cook.  And by can't really I mean I just can't.  Everything I touch turns to burn.  On that note, I can't garden.  If there is an opposite of a green thumb, I have it.  I also have little to no concept of what is and what is not acceptable as far as conversation topics go when it comes to the opposite sex.  I think I told minimum five dudes this weekend that I've peed in a urinal.  See if any of them come banging my door down!  But honestly, get real, I need to learn to be a layyyydee.  First step: AA.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Cooking and gardening don't make you a lady. I'm just sayin'. Find yourself a man who will do the cooking and gardening. (Although who knows that I'm the best to give this advice). But that said. Who ever finds you will find a true treasure and will like you just the way you are. Because after all we are in the 21st century- and baby we've been liberated (which means we now are privileged to work our butts off too).