Fat girls should not be allowed to wear horizontal stripes, I decided.
Women over the age of 50 should not be allowed to wear heels taller than 3 inches, I decided.
People who use their cell phones while eating at a restaurant should be refused service, I decided.
Girls who complain about the cold but refuse to wear a jacket deserve to get slapped, I decided.
Anybody who substitutes the word "shred" for snowboard/ride is probably a really bad snowboarder, I decided.
Strip clubs should be outlawed, I decided.
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks, I decided.
I will keep deciding things, or maybe I won't, but just in case...
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