Annoyance of the day: the pet name 'Baby.'  HOLY SHIT YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER HAS A FIRST NAME, UTILIZE IT.

In other news, girls are nuts.  I've been trying to skirt this fact for a long time, but I've simply given up - bitches. be. crazy.  I could go into some long and involved explanation as to why I think know bitches be crazy, but instead I'll give this description.  I was watching some terrible talk show at Dixon today, and the woman who was being interviewed (I think it was Diane von Furstenberg) was saying how women, even at their most confident, can walk into a room and spot another woman in the room and feel belittled by her simply through their own demented thought process.  Basically she said that two women, equally attractive and self-assured, can be in the same room together and will, at the same time, size each other up and label themselves as less attractive or less confident or less fill-in-the-blank simply by presuming that the other woman has more of that specific characteristic.  HELLO.  Maybe that's why girls stare at each other at the gym.  Like, keep your eyes on your own elliptical (copyright JennaMarbles, if you don't know who she is, look that bitch up on youtube, she is a riot).

Bitches, you are crazy.