Root Down.

My little brother is outrageous, and as a disclaimer, no: he doesn't have tourettes. A minute ago he said to me, "What's the stock market?" To which I replied, "The stock market is like a bunch of imaginary boxes that some people hide their money in, and depending on which box you choose to put your money in, it either gives you more or less back after it holds on to it for a while." In the middle of this grand if not mildly retarded explanation, he begins to spread cream cheese on a bagel, almost slice his thumb off with a serated knife, and when I'm finished yells, "Ted Nugent!" Sometimes I feel crazy, other times I feel like everyone around me is crazy, and then there's times like that where I just wonder what the hell is going on?